Clean Marine

For years our expert recommendations to the top brass of militaries around the world have fallen on deaf ears. But finally, with declining enlistments plaguing their ability to recruit future soldiers, our suggestions are being taken on board and actively implemented. Addressing focus group feedback that soldiers don't like being dirty and mucky all the time, every soldier is now issued with a manicure kit and swimwear suitable for exfoliating body scrubs, healing salt baths, and wellness spas. As the new motto goes: a mean marine is a clean marine.

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.